As of 9 o’clock Wednesday morning, I can no longer be trusted. Neither can Stephanie, unless we are in a room with a peach-coloured lampshade.
You have been warned.
EDIT:
Oops. I meant Thursday. My bad. See? Can’t be trusted. 
now i’m cusious…
…Anyone have peach-coloured lamp shades for sale?
Unless they have learned to fly on the wings of moonlight I am not too worried.
Thats alright, I don’t trust you anyways… of course I don’t know you personally so its not really much of a statement.
I don’t even know why I said it.
Jared
[quote=“theamazingcatherine”]Oops. I meant Thursday. My bad. See? Can’t be trusted. [/quote]Man, you’ll forget your own head next.
I didn’t understand a single bit of this… 
thats ok neither did i 
I suddenly realized it sounds so much like “Pirates ye’ be warned”
yeah but i live with Steve and he is a light sleeper.
Never trust anyone over 30. Happy birthday, Catherine.
ROFL. ah but i have alwasy trusted you Cat.
but when you get to my age…
Happy Birthday my ladies, may your day be filled with joy 
Happy Birthday ladies, 30 is a good age, enjoy it, you have the wisdom of age and stil have the energy of youth, in fact 30 is probably a better age for women than men.
all guys think about at thirty is how they are starting slide in old age, but you women start thinking about how many twenty year old pretty boys you can seduce with your experience and maturity.
Go Charge find your self a twenty year old underwear model and use him and then discard him like an old sock.
me i will just stay here shaving my ears 
Happy Birthday, Catherine and Stephanie
Happy birthday to the three of you.
Thank you very much, all of you.
The peach-coloured lampshade is from Lady Windermere’s Fan: No woman is anything but thirty, unless she is in a room with a peach-coloured lampshade, in which case she’s twenty-nine.
I shall think long and hard on your advice, Carl. Wings of moonlight?
My first thought was that you had both turned into lesbian vampires.
[size=59]god i need to get laid[/size]
Happy Birthday!
My thoughts exactly…I trust third pegg wont be spending it alone 
What they all said. Hope you’re both having a good day