Unicorns? Who do you think caused the biblical flood? They did that so they could fake their own death. They are eeeevvvvviiiiiilllllllll !
Even though people might be surprised to hear this. I did not vote for Cthulhu.
Zombie army is more scary for me. Cthulhu is just big, and slimy, and big. But a zombie army is far scarier. How do you deal with a foe that grows each time they kill? every one they kill gets up and kills, and every one they kill get up and kill. And then there’s the walk factor, you might be able to out run them, but if you get cornered, then they will ve4ry slowly shamble forward to devour you. you know whats coming, and there is nothing you can do.
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I’m sorry. I might have voted for Cthulhu until you put the fuzzy toy version of him on the forum. Now all I have to say is “Awwwwwwwww!!! cute!” 
I’m with the zombie army, primarily because of the “omg they’re everywhere” aspect. The " shamble up slowly and rip your face off and eat your brain" part is also reasonably 'orrible.
It depends what kind of zombies you mean - the new ones are super fast
Are you kidding me? I’ve worked out all of my survival plans long ago. The worst part about a Zombie apocalypse will be pretending it’s not awesome!
Now Cthulu, that’s certain madness and death. No escape, no fighting back. It WILL happen. Best you can hope for is to die before he rises.
And he will rise. It’s just a matter of time until the stars are right.
A zombie apocalypse might never actually happen.
[quote=“JanetLin”]And he will rise. It’s just a matter of time until the stars are right.
A zombie apocalypse might never actually happen.[/quote]
wait till you got a bunch of teenagers in the house and turn off their playstation, tell me you don’t have a zombie apocalypse then lol
I’d counter with a hypoglycemic Mommythulhu.
… Or maybe if there were a coffee “famine”? that might cause a zombie apocalypse. Or would that just be the Apocalypse itself?
Don’t!
Even!
Kid!
About!
It!
(just don’t, it’s not funny, okay?)
you do realise what would happen if there was a coffee famine and I am still around, don’t you?
We’d watch you convert to drinking V???
Hmm, coffee-deprived David might just be a scarier monster than Dread Cthulhu.