What is your Porn Star Name?

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#1

As was discussed this is so we can talk about and enjoy the fun of giving ourselves silly names.

check out the Porn Star name generator

gangstaname.com/porn_name.php

apparently i am Blondie Hornball :confused:

this one is funny

davezilla.com/games/

you get your porn star name, your blues singer name, the name of your punk rock band, and your as a star wars extra.

and this just has lots

dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humo … enerators/

knock yourselves out so says Jedi Sigca Mcchr, (my jedi name)

#2

Your Porn Star Name is Pushok Kalininskaya

Erm, doesn’t roll that well unfortunately.

Your Blues Singer Name is Drained Putin

Your Punk Rock Band is called the Cantankerous Flintlocks

Your name as an extra in “Star Wars” is Orgasmic the Computer Computer

#3

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
You are sooooooo cuuuuuuute!!! Pushok! Aaaahhhh!!!

I’ve checked that porn link, and it renamed me to Oral Nekkid, D.D.S. Not sure how the hell to understand this but it’s quite obvious I still have a chance to become a porn star (even with no childhood pet and with Twenty-Six Baku Commissars Street).
Feel better now as I’m not worse than any other nzlarper (apparently we found a new criterion for nzlarpers :laughing: )

And as a pagan I’ve been named Antigone Sword Fairydust…

#4

It seems my porn name is…
Ritzy Quickie

:laughing:

#5

AAAAAhahahahahahaha… Pinky Spankalicious. lol.

The second porn name generator gives me Perky Ladbrook which is almost as bad :blush:

Oh and my punk rock band would be the Wibbly Bananas… possibly just another good reason not to start a punk rock band.

#6

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Pinky Spankalicious!!!

#7

I’m “Tawny Jam”, porn star punk rocker and front man of the “Zero Meatdroids”

#8

Your Porn Star Name is Squeaky Valley

Your Blues Singer Name is Tired Clarke

Your Punk Rock Band is called the analy drains

Your name as an extra in “Star Wars” is figura the blender blender

#9

My porn star name is Craig Neilson.

exquire.org/jellycraig.jpg [size=75]nsfw[/size]

#10

What

#11

:open_mouth:

#12

my punk band is the “Frumious Caterpillars!”

  • I like it :slight_smile:
#13

better way to generate your porn star name is to use the name of your first pet and the name of your first street. that is the ye olde way to do it.

for instance mine is Scoobie Dignan. Or Scoobie D. if you will.

#14

[quote=“Exquire”]
exquire.org/jellycraig.jpg [size=75]nsfw[/size][/quote]

i am shocked and apaulled

#15

I’m not.