Is that true? or are you extracting the urine?
whats next Sir Speilberg
Count Cruise
Baron Segal
oh the possibilities are endless
unfortunately
it is a pity elvis is dead then the King could be the King
i will stop now
βItβs Gods own truth govβnr! 'n Iβve a bridge for sale if youβre interested in some very profβtbl real estate!β 
It says under the page name that its a parody article on the site.
laughing self silly