Important question: what are people’s profanity preferences? Deadwood’s anachronistic but understandable profanity, or ridiculous-but-authentic?
And now I’m imagining cowboy Malcolm Tucker: “Go and stand in that darned corner. Stand over there, right? And do not move, or I will perform a goddamn living darned autopsy on you! With a damned rusty spade, and I’ll have your kidneys for doggone CUFFLINKS!”