Stupid pet names for Nerf Guns

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#1

And the winner is…

  • Truth and Justice
  • Tickles and Derek
  • Bonnie and Clyde
  • Greedo and Han
  • Luke and Leia
  • Love and Kindness
  • Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon

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Hi folks,

My works do this afternoon involves the use of copious amounts of Nerf weaponry. If you have your own gun you’re allowed to bring them so I’m taking my two Mavericks along (if only I had a Rampage… :stuck_out_tongue: ). It’s been suggested that we name our guns in case they get captured and/or disarmed… but rather than call them “Matt’s Gun 1” and “Matt’s Gun 2” I’d like to name them something completely stupid/cheesy. So far I’ve thought of

War and Peace
Truth and Justice
Pinky and The Brain
Tickles and Derek (<— suggestion from my wife. I quite like it as it’s properly surreal :wink: )

But none of these quite hit the spot. What would you fine fellows suggest?

You have until 3pm. Go!

:smiley:

Edit: Poll added :slight_smile:

#2

Bonnie & Clyde.

#3

“Tickles and Derek” lead me, naturally, to “Greedo and Han”.

It’d be pretty obvious which gun you’d need to shoot first with :smiley:

#4

I like truth and Justice

But just pick any pair and go for it

Peas and Carrots
Fred and Ginger
Luke and Leia
Light and dark
Sun and Moon
Frog and scorpion
Penn and Teller
Sigfried and Roy
Your Face, and Your Mum

You get the idea :wink:

#5

Ham and Cheese

#6

I named mine:

Butler and Maid.

#7

Following on from one of Anthony’s: “my fist” and “your face”

Or for a different flavour:

Kisses and hugs
Love and kindess
Peacemaker and lawbringer
Boba and Fett

#8

Randomly jumping in here (even though I’m new here)… also considering getting my own Nerf guns

-Serious Names:
Blaze and Glory
Honour and Duty
Wrath and Fury
Death and Dishonor
Mercy and Justice

-Fun Names:
Han and Chewie
R2D2 and C3P0
Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon
Chuck and Norris :stuck_out_tongue:

#9

Youse guys are O for Orsum :slight_smile:

I’m gonna add a poll with the best names. Vote early and often!

#10

Call them “Truth, Justice” and “Spandex”.

#11

Pride and Prejudice :stuck_out_tongue:

#12

Faith and Destiny. Or Hope and Charity. Minas Tirith and Minas Morgul. Cthulhu and Azathoth etc.

#13

Love the Pride and Prejudice suggestion!

#14

+1

#15

To be fair I do as well, but the movie is so goddamn boring (gets ready to duck) that I have a… wait for it… prejudice against it :stuck_out_tongue:

#16

OK poll closed (I have to go shoot people now).

Since “Greedo and Han” and “Truth and Justice” are tied, I get the deciding vote…

Greedo and Han is it :slight_smile:

#17

Hurrah!! :smiley: Good choice :wink:

#18

Proof:

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#19

As was previously said, remember which one needs to be fired first.

#20

“Point and Click” :smiling_imp: