Know any good Elf or Dwarf jokes? i.e.
Q : Do you why they make the gold pieces in the Northern Kingdom octagonal?
A : So you can use a spanner to get them off a dwarf?
How do you know there is a GM at your party
he will tell you
Whats the difference between a Jet turbine engine and a Player
When you kill a jet turbine engine it STOPS whining
[quote=“Carl”]Whats the difference between a Jet turbine engine and a Player
When you kill a jet turbine engine it STOPS whining[/quote]
I realy like that one 
CHUR!!!
Just remember children ,smoking may damage your ELF.
and most importantly “sex may be Hobbit forming.”
A few more
Q : How many Bards does it take to cast a light spell?
A : 10, one to cast the spell and nine to stand around going “I could have done that better”
Q : How many Paladins does it take to cast a light spell?
A : Just one, the sun shines out of their arse
Q : How many dwarves does it take to cast a light spell?
A : Why the hell would I need a light spell when I have a perfectly good lantern?
Q : How many fighters does it take to cast a light spell?
A : None, fighters aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q : How many elves does it take to cast a light spell?
A : 9, one to cast the light spell and eight to dance and sing praises to the holiest star of Elendil whose holy and sacred light, that lights up the darkest places, which passed through the pass of Alphdor and across the damned plains of Golgoroth and whose coming announced the beginning of the first age of the Quendi, the Sindari and the Laiquendi and the shunning of the Morquendi from the realms of elightenment… (Continues for three more pages) … provides the light that now shines upon our faces and leads our way and helps us to fight this evil.
Q: What is the difference between a Paladin and God?
A: God doesn’t play a Paladin
Q : How can you tell well an orc is on the level?
A : It drools out of both sides of its mouth.