Help! I am trapped in the middle of a horror movie!

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#1

I come home last night to flick on the lights, the lights die. I check around, all of the ceiling lights are completely dead. Must’ve blown a circuit and don’t know how to fix it. So, my only source of light, apart from the radiation of the computer screen is my lighter. A lighter that is starting to run low on fuel. I am also sick, so I’m house ridden for the next couple of days. Of course you have all seen what the weather is like, horror movie weather. Oh yes, since I am housesitting my mother’s house whilst she is away in Georgia (Eastern Europe) I am also awaiting her pseudo imminent return. Will she get here or will it be someone that just looks like her or will it be her but changed into something more sinister? All these signs point me to the conclusion that I am trapped in the middle of a horror movie.

Now, the only element that I can see in my favor is that I have my cat here with me and it likes to use me as a bed to sleep in.

I have survived the first night… I think. I could be a doppelganger and just not know it.

So the question is. What is going to try to get me? How can I survive?

#2

Don’t go upstairs.

It’s the cat.

#3

Ahhh, but there is no upstairs. You see, I have a fantastic relationship with the cat, I have given it purrgasms on several occasions, so I’m inclined to think that its the only factor going for me.

#4

Invite over the following people for a slumber party:

  • a chairleader
  • a coloured person
  • a jock
  • a nerdy person you are attracted to that enjoys library research

The top three will die but you and the nerd will figure out what is going on and win the day.

And make sure you don’t:

  • use any form video equipment
  • put down a weapon
#5

[quote=“Troll Feeder”]Invite over the following people for a slumber party:

  • a chairleader[/quote]

I’m stuck.

All I can get is cheerleaders.

#6

[quote=“Troll Feeder”]Invite over the following people for a slumber party:

  • a chairleader
  • a coloured person
  • a jock
  • a nerdy person you are attracted to that enjoys library research

The top three will die but you and the nerd will figure out what is going on and win the day.[/quote]

Believe it or not, that was actually the cast and set up of one Nightmare Circle game (only we had a goth character too). I believe Vanya himself was the villian of that game.

#7

[quote=“Exquire”][quote=“Troll Feeder”]Invite over the following people for a slumber party:

  • a chairleader[/quote]

I’m stuck.

All I can get is cheerleaders.[/quote]

In that case, I can pretend to any of the other people :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

#8

Also Vanya, I have your umbrella
I’ll let you know if it starts moving of it’s own volition or murders anyone

#9

Superman always comes to the rescue at the very last minute, so you should be sweet.

#10

Do you have a web cam?

You could be charging people to watch you stumbling about in the dark you know. I am sure people out there would like to see it.

R

#11

Just remember if you hear any sinister orchestral music two things can happen

  1. the cat will jump out of the closet at you

or

  1. You will be ripped to shreds by something very, very, very nasty. If lucky you will live long enough for something to burst out of your chest.

P.s. I am presuming you survived the night.

#12

Second night survived. Although this time, I heard some strange noises as I went to bed, I passed em off as the cat. My reasoning being that if I went to look I’d likely get shredded but if I let it sneak up to me and do what it will then I get to li… err survive.

Now, if I breakout my big axe and wear my lumberjack shirt, start laughing maniacally and murder my guests, does that mean I’ll be left unharmed through the virtue of turning into the villain?

Anyone up for a slumber party?

#13

The cat hasn’t tried to eat your eyes yet, has it?

#14

If it’s a TNC-style party you’re talking about, then I’m in. I call for the return of Vanya the Slaanesh!

#15

For gods’ sake, it was bad enough the first time. Don’t give him ideas!

#16

:smiling_imp: Ahh… good times, good times.

Well, I survived the designated three nights. The way to survive three nights in a house of horror is rather simple. Cheat. Don’t spend the third night in the house. :laughing:

#17

well, congratulations on surviving.

You will have to impart some of the wisdom you learned on our players.

R