Hey Everyone
Ok for the newsletter I’m intrested in getting some funny quotes from LARPERS whether from real life or from LARPS. Please PM them to me as we want to save them for the newsletter.
Thanks
Nikki
Does it have to be a NZ larp? Or are world wide quotes allowed too?
Tim
“Thank you, I stole it from a dead man”
“are you two bandits?”
“No, we are not, we are farmers”
“Why are you wearing masks?”
“Its a fashion statment”
The Standard question to a Seer:
Seer! Seer! What weather will it be tomorrow?
-The seer raises an eyebrow, and asks in a doomlike voice:
Tomorrow?
The looks on the faces of the GM’s asking the stupid question were priceless.
Carrius: For the murder of my family and others, you will be executed.
Vampire: Don’t you need the sherrif or something for that?
Carrius: I am the sherrif!
Vampire: …Oh Shit!
“well Effie i have good news and bad news…the good news your husband is not dead, the bad news your husband has become a…Were…Frog?”
True story
[quote=“Raoul”]“are you two bandits?”
“No, we are not, we are farmers”
“Why are you wearing masks?”
“Its a fashion statment”[/quote]
Ha! I think I remember that. Wasn’t that Tigger and I?
Someone behind me: What are we doing?
Someone behind me part 2: Guarding the bishop.
Someone behind me: Why?
Someone behind me part 2: So he can talk to the Dark One followers.
…
Someone behind me: Fuck this.
“I do”
The short ones name is NIKKI!!!
"Dominate! Dominate! Dominate! Dominate!“
Stab stab “Then tell me to do something!” Stab stab
"Stop stabbing me!”
“Okay!” Turns away
“i want a gun”
“why?”
“it will make me feel safer…kinda like a sercurity blanket…that shoots lead”
Solutions are not the answer
:Richard Nixon
which larp was he in?
Er, this is kind of character-centric, reflecting the tangled webs of plot my old Mordavia character had been involved it. At the last game, somebody asked me why I was heading off and what I was going to do (reasonable request).
I said “Stuff.” To clarify, I added: “It’s complicated.”
She quailed.
“Come join the Dark One”
“Over my dead body !!”
“That can be arranged”
Oh… that. 
“So what’s your name?”
“Uh… damnit.”