I went; I saw; I report.
I’m glad I didn’t have to pay money to see it.
I kept expecting to see what’s-his-name, the hero, go off to bomb the Deathstar at the end - it’s that close to Star Wars, only with rather less sense on the part of the titular hero.
Characters have a very bad habit of stating the obvious and their dialogue runs bald and unadorned - with one exception, there is no banter or wittiness. What’s-his-name is reckless and wilfully stupid.
I couldn’t work out how, in the metaphysics of that world, something as beautiful and powerful as a dragon should have to be bound to a human being. Without option. Until death. It seems very cruel. The bad guy is wilfully bad - there doesn’t seem any reason for him being so nasty. Eh, they don’t always have to, but his blandness doesn’t help the movie.
There’s one character, Brom, the Obi-Wan Kenobi analogue, who is seriously cool. Witty, competent, sensible, brave etc. etc. I… suppose I shouldn’t say how he fares in the movie for fear of spoiling the plot you see. Another character who turns up halfway through, the black-haired guy, maybe had a bit of potential, and the princess, if she’d gotten some damn lines, might have been good.
There’s some pretty scenery, a seriously cute baby dragon (for about five minutes), one wonderful supporting character and a couple that maybe had some potential. If you watch the movie, go see it for Brom, and maybe a laugh at the corniness if you swing that way.
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And this is something that’s been bothering me recently. If, say, a person deliberately leads the Evil Emperor’s forces to the Noble Rebel Stronghold, where they’ve been hiding, all secret-like, behind a waterfall, and there’s a nasty fight where a lot of people die, that would be an evil act, right?
If a person is wilfully reckless and ignores the vehement advice of his, very competent, mentor, and his bungling leads to that mentor’s death and - oh yeah - blows his chance to get to the Noble Rebel Stronghold quietly, therefore leading the Evil Emperor’s forces there and precipitating a very nasty fight in which theoretically good and innocent people get killed, is that an evil act, or do his good but brainless intentions count for something?
Just wondering.