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#1

how shall all the blondes kill Carl

  • quickly
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Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, “I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island.” Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says “I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!” She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says “I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island.” She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

#2

That joke is 100 times more 1337 when it is three blonde men on the desert island. And way more plausible :laughing:

#3

I worked in the industry for 16 years. The correct terminology is light bulb.

#4

theres a light bulb industry?

Must beat working at the box factory.

#5

Omg…

#6

[quote=“Sypher”]theres a light bulb industry?

Must beat working at the box factory.[/quote]

The richest guy I ever met made his fortunes from cardboard boxes. I thought he was shitting me but he kept up his story. Turns out he’s a cardboard box… tycoon.

#7

Well, it’s a huge market. Everyone needs cardboard boxes for something.

#8

Men :unamused:

#9

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?

A: So men can remember them