Had to post this… 
Sincere apologies to all those people who’ve now discovered I’m a lecherous toad 
http://megatonmaynard.blogspot.com/2008/02/impractical-armor-for-women-warriors.html
Well, if that counts as armour then what I had in mind is definitely armour… At least it actually covers my torso, lol.
snerk at the drawing of the woman in the chain thong and a couple of pasties… oh and a glove, for some reason. 