OK, so next stage. After talking with Bryn and Anna and others the next stage is getting straps on this thing. I bought a couple of $3.50 dog collars from a $2 and more type shop (50 and 55cm) and then got to it! First; lay my arm on the shield about where I want to hold it - apparently your elbow should be near the centre of balance of the shield, but if I put my elbow on there my hand extends past the edge of the shield, so I moved it back and down a little. Since there’s no straps on it at this point, I can’t take a pic of my arm and the shield at the same time, so here’s special stand-in arm:
I marked the top and bottom of my palm (for the hand strap) and above and below about 2/3rds of the way down my forearm. Then I attacked my brand new shield with a hand-drill and a Stanley knife:
Front view:
Get the collars, I uh, mean, straps;
Thread them through the holes:

Pull them tight so they’re as close to the front of the shield as possible:

Do 'em up, and stick your arm through:

(hey look now I can hold my shield up with ONE HAND!!)
[size=150]Great Success!![/size]
When there’s someone else at home I’ll get them to take a pic of me front on, just to really scare ya 
Viperion