by Anna K » Sun, 12 Aug, 2007 12:47 pm
"Oh man, that's rough. Hope you got the other bugger back good."
Chelsea takes another drink.
"My story's kind of funny. Kind of. I'll look back one day and laugh, maybe. I work at - used to work at - a fancy private medical clinic in one of the really nice Level 3 neighbourhoods up the way from here. With the really welcoming fences? Yeah. Most places nowadays use 'droids for secretaries but the really fancy places still have humans, for that exclusivly human touch. Nicely ironic, that."
"I walk into work the other morning and the alarm goes nuts, we all thought it was malfunctioning or something because I'm human, you know? So they got one of the nurse 'droids, a Nightingale 300, with the portable DNA scanners to come over and check my DNA. Sometime in that day I had off work, my DNA went rogue on me and next thing I know, I'm being hauled into the nearest CCA office and they're sticking needles in my arm to take blood samples."
"I've spent the past two days sitting in a badly lit little room answering pointless questions like whether I could fly or not. Last night I finally got out with temporary Level 2 citizenship until I file the rest of the paperwork for it or I'm out on my ass as a no-leveller." She pulls out a sheaf of paper from her handbag and waves it around. "How is there this much paperwork in a society with so much technological shit? How? Anyway, I've got a two day pass back to my old Level 3 neighbourhood to get my stuff out from the apartment I share with my boyfriend - who, on top of everything else," Chelsea continues bitterly, "has been avoiding my calls since I told him. He doesn't like anomalies. Then I got called in my ex-boss today for a meeting and they were terribly sorry but they couldn't keep me on given my embarassing new condition. Just got out of that meeting now."
"So there we go. I have no job, I'm probably going to be dumped in the next day or so, I have to move back in with my parents, and unless whiskey can cure whatever the fuck happened to my DNA three days ago, none of this is going to get better any time soon."
Chelsea drinks the rest of her whiskey in one gulp, and splutters.